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parrotsheaven

Joined : 14 May 2008 Posts : 404 Location : Red Cliffs, Victoria
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:37 pm | |
| | calycium wrote: | Stuffed greenhouses / collections - yet another pile of wonderful cacti.
The trouble with all of these collections is that I feel so very inadequate with my handful of average joes |
Yep know the feeling well especially when you see the arios and they make yours look like a pimple on a horses bum  _________________ Betty
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PD Moderator

  Age : 31 Joined : 02 Apr 2008 Posts : 191 Location : Vic.
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:59 pm | |
| | calycium wrote: | Stuffed greenhouses / collections - yet another pile of wonderful cacti.
The trouble with all of these collections is that I feel so very inadequate with my handful of average joes |
yeh but i bet in 20 or 30 years time your greenhouse will look equally as good if not better. You are after all a man with a illness, there is no known cure for cactophilia. |
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lewis

Joined : 07 May 2008 Posts : 377 Location : Melbourne
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:12 pm | |
| | yes, its a terrible delibitating disease, the severity of which increases over time. |
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parrotsheaven

Joined : 14 May 2008 Posts : 404 Location : Red Cliffs, Victoria
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:14 pm | |
| | lewis wrote: | | yes, its a terrible delibitating disease, the severity of which increases over time. |
And you have a life time to get over it.................well nearly  _________________ Betty
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lewis

Joined : 07 May 2008 Posts : 377 Location : Melbourne
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:24 pm | |
| It has been scientifically proven that extended exposure to stimuli including cactus plants, cacti forums, internet sites, books, seeds and anything else cactus-related by cactophilics can also increase the severity of the disease. It is also recommended that sufferers avoid contact with other infected individuals as this also enhances the severity. At all costs avoid contact with the lands in which these plants grow naturally. This may result in heart failure. |
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calycium Moderator

Joined : 06 Apr 2008 Posts : 357 Location : oz
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:31 pm | |
| Yep,
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lewis

Joined : 07 May 2008 Posts : 377 Location : Melbourne
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:34 pm | |
| | In order to cope with the highly contagious cactophilia epidemic, several organisations have been established. these 'societies', whilst they may increase the severity amongst sufferers, are a means of isolating affected individuals from infecting the rest of the community. neighbours, friends and family members are at great risk of contraction, and should get themselves checked out at the nearest available health clinic. |
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calycium Moderator

Joined : 06 Apr 2008 Posts : 357 Location : oz
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:39 pm | |
| | Yes, and at the health clinic you will be forced to sit and look through pages and pages of Cacti photos to cure you of this dreadful disease. |
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trigonus Admin

  Age : 28 Joined : 23 Jan 2008 Posts : 634 Location : coastal NSW 1°C - 40°C
| Subject: Re: Awesome cacti garden Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:24 pm | |
| | Quote: | Yes, and at the health clinic you will be forced to sit and look through pages and pages of Cacti photos to cure you of this dreadful disease.
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Sounds like heaven!!!  _________________ mmm spikey... |
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