"First they came for the "hard drug" plants,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a user.

Then they came for the irrelevant drug-containing plants,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a botanical collector.

Then they came for the medicinal plants,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a herbalist.

Then they came for my fruits and vegetables
and there was no one left to speak out for me."

As I'm new here and I haven't read every post and I already got my first post wrong, let me just say sorry in advance if this is already on here somewhere

...Then they came for my cactus collection , and i stabbed them in the neck with some scissors

Hahahahahahaha......now that's the sort of action that's needed for some of these idiots!

Ooops ..... now I've incited violence, oh nooooo!

Will scissors have to be registered next?

Hmmmm...

Can I interest you in some scissor burying tubes?

I dont usually condone violent acts , but i have become rather attached to my cacti like family... hmm.... maybe just outlaw everything that way we can be very safe

I think that's what they are trying to do - outlaw everything to keep us safe.
Passive resistance - plant cactus on every bit of spare public land.

My scissors have rounded ends so I don't hurt myself.

Better I just use one of my scalpels.......